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TARA is back!!!!!!!
antara favorite program yg mesti tgk.
mlm ni first episod.
kena ingat ni.
jgn terlupa mcm the biggest loser asia tu.
langsung tak ingat selasa lepas dah start.
nak tgk senarai peserta pegi kat sini.
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minum bola makan bola tidur bola. demam bola kembali. dpt email kat bawah ni. klakar lak. siap sedia lah para wanita. sedia mental dan fizikal ok^^
Dear Wife / Sweetheart / Girl Friend / Partner / whomever it may concern,
1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
1. Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eyes).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out off your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don’t worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and you’re so called "words of encouragement"" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game ; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank Good the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this, comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FAA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.
p/s: By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.
Thank you for your cooperation.
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don’t mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out off your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don’t worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and you’re so called "words of encouragement"" will only lead to a break up or divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game ; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
a) I will not go,
b) I will not go, and
c) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don’t you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank Good the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this, comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FAA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.
p/s: By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.
Thank you for your cooperation.
warrrghhh.....penatnya baru balik dr service aircond keta. pastu merayap lak ke kajang beli brg. aku klu nak pi kajang mmg kena pikir 10x, sbb jem!!!! bandar kecik tp org ramai, keta lak tok sah kira lah. berinsut-insut klu nak kuar dr sana.
untuk mengisi ruang2 kosong kat blog aku ni, sbb tak de benda nak cite pun, korang try la baca kat bwh ni. klu korang dpt baca, mmg terer la, mcm aku. hehehe.......rasanya ramai dah tahu pasal ni. tp korang layan je la ek. aku nak merehatkan otak jap.
fi yuo cna raed tihs,
yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too.
Cna yuo raed tihs?
Olny 55 plepoe can.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht
I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd
waht I was rdanieg.
The phaonmneal pweor
of the hmuan mnid,
aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at
Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr
the ltteres in a wrod are,
the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht
the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a taotl mses
and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid
deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
Azanmig huh? yaeh
and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
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